attractive leg accessory

first off a disclaimer -- let me just say that usually my leg looks slightly more attractive sans swelling & blister which has mutated into a somewhat necrotized lesion. if i had've known i'd be blogging this, i would have also moisturised prior.

this is not the result of a strange midnight encounter [as i originally thought] with a hot water bottle but an unconscious liaison with a brown recluse spider AKA fiddleback [my second this year] in my sleep. 

moral of story: if you want a good night's sleep throw away the pills and hunt down your local spider for a DIY tranquilizer kit. oh and insure your legs before, not after.